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New Employee Communication Codes
Management wishes to bring to the attention of all personnel the fact that some individuals have been using abusive language in the exchange of normal verbal communications relative to the performance of routine activities on the premises. This practice must stop immediately.
The following coded list is provided to permit individual freedom of expression and allow all the outlets of frustration in a clear, concise manner. It will prove a very effective tool, and if employed properly, will offend no one with delicate ears.
To prevent mistaking these communication codes with department numbers and/or telephone extensions, Management has assigned the 800 and 900 series numbers to be utilized for your convenience and clarity.
| 801 | You gotta be shitting me. | 829 | What the fuck was that? | ||
| 802 | Get off my bucking back. | 830 | Fuck you, too. | ||
| 803 | Beats the shit out of me. | 831 | It wont’ fucking work. | ||
| 804 | What the fuck. | 832 | Go pound sand in your ass. | ||
| 806 | I hate this fucking place. | 833 | Fuck off. | ||
| 807 | This place sucks. | 834 | Who called this fucking meeting? | ||
| 808 | Fuck you very much. | 836 | Adios, mother fucker. | ||
| 809 | Lovely, simply fucking lovely. | 837 | Idiot, you don’t know your ass from first base. | ||
| 810 | That damn club. | 838 | No shit. | ||
| 811 | Damn fuck shit piss. | 839 | No fucking shit. | ||
| 812 | Get bent. | 900 | Unbefuckingly believable. | ||
| 813 | Kiss my ass, buddy. | 901 | Cool it, this is my wife/husband keep your mouth shut. | ||
| 814 | I really don’t give a shit. | 902 | Take your time, I don’t want to be stuck with this ass for lunch. | ||
| 815 | Fuck it I’m on salary. | 903 | Help me unload this mother. | ||
| 816 | Stick it in you fucking ear. | 904 | Hey baby; let’s ball at lunch. | ||
| 817 | Piss on the whole fucking project. | 906 | Tied up with wife/husband tonight. | ||
| 818 | Fuck it, just plain fuck it. | 907 | My wife/husband is out of town. | ||
| 819 | Hot shit. | 908 | Let’s take off sick together. | ||
| 820 | Hot fucking shit. | 909 | Meet you at the motel. | ||
| 821 | Bitchin’. | 910 | Let’s trade fucking partners. | ||
| 822 | Tell someone who gives a shit. | 911 | Sorry honey, but it’s that time. | ||
| 823 | Don’t get so fucking wise | 912 | Will she or won’t she? | ||
| 824 | I don’t give a fuck, so there. | 913 | Will he or won’t he? | ||
| 825 | Fuck you in the ear, Jack. | 914 | B.O.B. (Buzz of bitch) | ||
| 826 | !*&#$%@*! you son of a bitch. | 915 | Answer the fucking phone. | ||
| 827 | Whatever you say, asshole. | 916 | I’m not a fucking machine. | ||
| 828 | Who the fuck was that? | 917 | It’s not my fucking job. | ||
Created: 9-March-1999
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