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From Ernest Bedstead Thracker, President/CFO
of CorpoToys Ltd;
"Toys are not only
for the young, but also the adult with too much disposable
income."
This beautiful sentiment, first stated by our
founder, Jules Xerxes Coprosky, is our standard. For it is never enough to
merely entertain and (superficially)
educate the youth of our great country, but also we must strive to
capture
that most essential, most elusive, and purest natural wellspring of joy: the
American open wallet. To this end, we here at CoproToys Ltd have
created a line of amusements second to none in their
shameless appeal to that diseased and imperial nostalgia growing
in the heart muscles of the American people. They are a folk who
will cry at the antics of a television terrier while ignoring the
dying neighbor, or giggle like an hysterical prom date over a
big-budget movie based on Malibu Barbie, while being unable to
read through a short newspaper article about the imminent economic
collapse of the society which surrounds them. A good people. A
proud people. A people who need (rather desperately) the
distractions provided by toys, sports, celebrity murders, and
photo-essays about drunken co-eds. It is this niche market we at
CoproToys have dedicated ourselves to tapping. So lwet us into
your children. Let us into your wallet. We want to toy with
you!
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